New article online: Pastor’s Wife for sale, half off!

Carrie S. Martin, otherwise known as the Pastor’s Wife, has discovered that while the two trees that are her and the Pastor were equal when they got married, the Pastor’s is now much bigger.

“The Pastor and I have recently decided to do some financial planning. We met with an “expert” and this is what I learned: the Pastor is worth one amount, and I am worth exactly half what the Pastor is worth.”

And so she watches TV (on her computer) and dreams of a bad boy on a motorcycle taking her away.

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